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2009-10-06T13:33:00.008-04:00

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Link Kaboom 41

2009-09-25T11:14:00.017-04:00

"It's Armageddon in Sydney" by Katrina Whitehead

1. "It's Armageddon in Sydney" by Katrina Whitehead: Did you guys see the crazy shit that happened in Australia? These stunning photos capture the full, lusciously lovely photos of the dust storm that turned the city burnt sienna.

2. MBFW "Runway to Service" Fashion Auction: I love this: as part of the 9/11 National Day of Service and Remembrance, several fashion week designers have donated items from their Spring collection to charity auction of those items September 11, 2009 through September 30, 2009. A great way to get your new fashion bling, for an amazing cause.

3. A Step Down the Runway in the Right Direction: One small step for regular women everywhere: Mark Fast’s London Fashion Week show last Saturday featured "curvy" women strutting down the runway along the standard, rail-thin oddities commonly referred to as "models." HI-FUCKING-FIVE.

4. Dads In Short Shorts: One of the memories from childhood written in indelible marker on my brain is my Italian dad wandering around in his summer uniform: a V-neck white t-shirt, a gold chain, Reeboks, and the shortest shorts you can imagine. It's good to know I am not alone in my scarring.

5. "Bee" Comic: This just kills me.

6. Top 5 Best Salons for Curly Hair in New York: Anyone with curly hair can tell you what a nightmare it is to find someone who can cut your hair without making you look like stuck your fingers in a socket. I have an appointment at Devachan in 2 weeks - stoked!

7. Gravitational Corridors: Scientists in the United States are trying to map the twisting ''tubes'' of attractive forces between planets and moons so they can be used to cut the cost of journeys in space. We are getting closer and closer to THIS.

Finally, a little video about the IFB Dress-Up Soiree I attended last week - featuring none other than yours truly! Ya, I am a nerd.

Inspiration Machine 60

2009-09-24T12:08:00.004-04:00

Clockwise from top left: tvdavisid, Mathieu GUY, publik_oberberg, nikki.jane

1. Make a vintage recipe.

2. Play a glass harp.

3. Listen to opera.

4. Make a secret handshake for you and your friends to use.

5. If you were in Top Gun, what would your handle name be?

6. Tie a cherry stem with your tongue.

7. Invest in a jaunty hat.

8. Write down your top ten favorite memories, in precise detail.

9. Create the dirtiest curse word on the planet.

10. Give yourself an awesome hug.

New York Fashion Week Review: Nolcha Fashion Show, Part 1: Christina Crawford

2009-09-23T11:30:00.030-04:00

With an aim to highlight the emerging and independent fashion designer market, Nolcha shows are always a special treat for me each season. Though this show was marked with some general confusion (the show began late, and there was some confusion with seating), it seems that the Nolcha events get better and better every year, and this set of shows did not fail to impress.

Seeking inspiration from style icon Marilyn Monroe, the show began with the work of Milan-based designer Christina Crawford, whose Spring/Summer 2010 collection taps into soft forms, a sensual palette and streamlined femininity.

I particularly liked this collection for its ability to merge modern elements with more delicate, feminine aspects. It seems far too often modern influences turn all too quickly into something more masculine and strong. It was nice to see the frills and soft edges remain, but made significantly less saccharine by being combined with strong lines, and a minimalist sense of proportion.

I had special love for the pleated vest (above), and the cowl neck halter top (below). While I don't get any "Marilyn" vibes from the vest, it's incredibly beautiful, strong piece, that would be a valuable asset in a closet - my minds spins with the potential outfits one could whip up with it. The cowl reminds me extremely of Monroe; I love it's soft structure, and perfectly summarizes the play on feminine/modern I like so much in this collection.

See more pictures from this show, here.

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Wardrobery: 09.15.09

2009-09-22T14:18:00.005-04:00

top: Marshalls, pants: Victoria's Secret, watch: thrifted, shoes: ?

Love love love these new pants from Victoria's Secret: they are wool, heather-grey, and the comfiest things on the planet. Will be wearing the heck out of them this fall. Also, I am kind of obsessed with the idea of socks seamlessly blending into trousers. Hmm...

top: Marshalls, pants: Victoria's Secret, watch: thrifted, shoes: ?

Words of Wisdom: "Kafka on the Shore" by Haruki Murakami

2009-09-21T09:00:00.002-04:00

"Imaginary postcard from the impossible library" by magic fly paula

"Every one of us is losing something precious to us," he says after the phone stops ringing. "Lost opportunities, lost possibilities, feelings we can never get back again. That's part of what it means to be alive. But inside our heads - at least that's where I imagine it - there's a little room where we store those memories. A room like the stacks in this library. And to understand the workings of our own heart we have to keep making new reference cards. We have to dust things off once in a while, let in fresh air, change the water in the flower vases. In other words, you'll live forever in your own private library."

- "Kafka on the Shore" Haruki Murakami

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2009-09-18T09:39:00.019-04:00

Ziegfeld Girls

1. Ziegfeld Girls: This photo collection of women who performed in the Ziegfeld Follies in the 1910's-20's is simply magical.

2. The Kymera Wand: Possibly the greatest thing ever made ever, the Kymera's a highly authentic "magic" wand that functions as a universal remote for anything with an infrared sensor, from TVs to ceiling fans, simply by using its 13 predefined gestures. Everyone take note, this is my Christmas present, please. Accio stereo!

3. Windows for $30: Apparently Microsoft has lost its mind, and is offering their new version of Windows for $30 to anyone with a working college email. Now, to convince them I attend G. Mail University...

4. JRR Tolkien trained as British spy: As if the creator of hobbits wasn't awesome enough, it has recently been discovered that Tolkein was actually being groomed by the British Secret Service to do some James Bond-type shit. Now hang your head, and wonder why your life isn't THAT RAD.

5. Snuggie Fashion Show: Um, yeah.

6. Harry Potter theme park set for 2010: Universal Studios is opening a theme park dedicated to the world of Harry Potter. I plan on permanently moving to Hogsmeade. Whether they let me, or not. Accio squatter's rights!

7. Centenarian desires 23rd husband: 107-year-old Malaysian native Wook Kundor is saying she wants to marry for the 23rd time. I expect TLC to give her own TV show in exactly....now.

And finally, Jarbas Agnelli discovers proof that birds are secretly composers...

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

I am off to Vermont, for a wedding - have a great weekend, folks!

Inspiration Machine 59

2009-09-17T09:00:00.000-04:00

Clockwise from top left: nikki.jane, Edgar Thissen, vball * LoveR, Kate Doodles

1. Kiss all your business cards with bright red lipstick.

2. Wear a teacup as a pendant.

3. Try to make the tallest stack of pancakes you can.

4. Wear a hat. Doff it often.

5. Skip the small talk.

6. Try to move every muscle in your face at once.

7. Practice your queen wave.

8. Describe your perfect weather to the utmost detail.

9. Draw your own skull.

10. Speak gobbledygook.

New York Fashion Week Review: IFB Dress Up Soireé - 09.14.09

2009-09-16T10:59:00.025-04:00

Monday I headed over to IFB Dress Up Soireé, hosted by Independent Fashion Bloggers. Talk about a healthy turn out - the line to get in extended practically the entire block. Yeesh. I knida wondered what kind of magical New York venue was going to be able to hold all these folks.

When I got inside, I discovered it really couldn't. It was packed - so much so that a majority of attendees had to linger downstairs whilst the panel went on. I got in about halfway through Susie Bubble's piece. I was kinda wedged behind the panel for the first half - hence the back shots. It did offer nice audience shots, though. Man, what a stylish crowd.

Due to the large crowd lingering downstairs, there was a lot of "shushing" occurring from those within earshot of the panel, as the bloggers speaking began to get drowned by the party breaking out below them. Add to that some microphone problems that cropped up several times during the event, and it was rather tricky to hear several parts of the panel. That's saying a lot, since I was right behind them.

Space and technical issues aside, the parts of the panel discussion I was able to catch was great. It was wonderful to hear so much about the blogosphere and fashion straight from some of the most respected names in the biz. The discussion was broken up into two parts, and took a lot of questions from the audience. Topics were as varied as to where the panelists get their inspiration from, to how to handle PR agencies and copyright rules, to little things, like what kind of blog reader Susie uses ("Blog Lines," I think).

By the second part of the panel, I was able to cram into the actual room the panel was being held in, which made it much easier to enjoy the speakers. I was especially stoked to hear from Helen Zhu of Chictopia, and Tricia Royal of Wardrobe Remix fame.

Unfortunately, due to the throng downstairs, much of the speaking in the second half was cut rather short. However, once the talk stopped, the party began! There was a heck of a lot of photographing and mingling occurring. However, I being the delicate, 9-to-6 flower, I didn't stick around to long. Also, it's a little mind-bending to see that many bloggers in such a contained, non-internet space.

All in all, quite a time!

New York Fashion Week Review: Nolcha Ethical Fashion Preview

2009-09-15T11:03:00.028-04:00

Yesterday I kicked off New York fashion week by attending Nolcha Ethical Fashion Preview. It was a great gathering of eco-conscious independent fashion and accessory labels, set in the intimate environment of the Carlton Hotel.

Beauty VT was on hand, providing free self-applied makeovers using their interactive platform.

Sweet bloomers, a la Rene Geneva Design.

There were many designers there, but most notably were those with Bel Esprit, a company "committed to promoting new and emerging designers and helping retailers discover new collections and established brands not shown in their regional market." This coat by Van Markoviec is everything I idealize in my clothing: well structured, a piece that adopts and embraces the draping of the material, rather than constraining it to its will. Simply stunning.

I particularly liked the work of Elena Garcia, whose separates in this collection were inspired by Queen Victoria and socialite Daphne Guinness. I just adore rumpled elegance.

Love the detailing in this lovely dress by Tammam.

This coat by Emesha is super-structured, but soft. Soft-structured?

All in all, a great little event.

Wardrobery: 09/14/09

2009-09-14T11:34:00.005-04:00

Tunic: Target, Ombre Leggings: parkvogel, Boots: Zara, Watch: Timex, Necklaces: Thrifted, Kenneth Jay Lane, Erica Weiner

It's Fashion Week once again! This is always a crazy, chaotic week for me - between work and shows, there's a lot of running around, often in wobbly shoes.

I am extremely excited for tonight's event: IFB's Dress Up Soiree, hosted by the illustrious Jennine Tam. I broke out some fresh new duds especially for the occasion.

Tunic: Target, Ombre Leggings: parkvogel, Boots: Zara, Watch: Timex, Necklaces: Thrifted, Kenneth Jay Lane, Erica Weiner

How great are these ombre leggings? They are made by parkvogel, a design team specializing in comfy, organic knitwear. These babies feel as good as they look!

Full report on tonight's shenanigan's to come!

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2009-09-11T09:00:00.000-04:00

(Photograph by b'klynborn on Flickr)

1. West Indian American Day Parade 2009: Gothamist shows some of the best, most colorful moments from this year's parade in New York City.

2. 25 Indie Films to Catch This Fall: There are so many great movies coming out, it kind of makes my head want to explode.

3. James May Builds Himself a Real LEGO House: This is so awesome. I just hope James doesn't have a jerky big brother who will come around and smash it.

4. 10 Healing Herbs Used in Teas: You always knew tea was good for you, but this great article shows you all the properties that can make up tea, and how exactly it gives you the right stuff.

5. World's Smallest Parrot Filmed: It so cool that with all the crazy science and doo-hickeys, we still get to discover new things together as a culture, like bite-sized parrots.

6. New Species of Giant Rat Discovered: I want the complete set: a giant pet rat, and the world's smallest parrot - collect the whole set!

7. Guitar Art: I love diy-designed guitars. If anyone has an old beater they no longer need, give it here and I'll go all crazy on it.

Finally, here's some crazy LEGO 8'BIT ACTION! :o

Inspiration Machine 58

2009-09-10T12:56:00.002-04:00

Clockwise from top left: carakatze, nikki.jane, misspaq, marc50

1. Donate your hair to Locks of Love.

2. Smile once every hour.

3. Give blood.

4. Stock up on spooky books and movies for upcoming fall reading.

5. Roast marshmallows and hotdogs, with pizzaz.

6. Start planning your Halloween costume.

7. Make homemade pizza. Invite your friends over, and have a pizza party.

8. Make a fall mixtape for all your friends.

9. Decorate a big box, and keep a candy stash in it.

10. Make a rainy day chore list.

My Daily Covet: Golden Fall

2009-09-08T13:23:00.003-04:00

1. Brian Atwood Stretch Suede Over-The-Knee Boots

2. Helmut Lang Shearling Vest

3. Giles & Brother Skull Stud Earrings

4. KR3W Decade Watch

5. Susan by Emma Cook Crochet Cloche

Link Kaboom 38

2009-09-04T15:03:00.003-04:00

Lourdes dressed like Madonna

1. Lourdes Mimics "Celebration": Apparently there is a second version of Madonna's classic hit song "Celebration" being released. If this still is any evidence, it's gonna be pretty awesome, and Lourdes is going to be frickin gorgeous when she grows up.

2. Hobbyist Launches Camera Into Space: Step 1: Use hobby kit to create a computer-controlled camera. Step 2: Stick it in a protective box, and launch that sucker into space. Step 3: Facebook that shit. This is the FUTURE!

3. Normandy 1944: Then & Now: The events that occurred in Normandy during World War 2 were, in a word, remarkable. But what might be just as remarkable is how much of the city is still as it was, structurally speaking. These photo comparisons are startling and wondrous.

4. IKEA in Beijing: In 1999, IKEA opened its first store in Beijing. The results have been...drowsy.

5.Front Row Faces: Style.com introduces the world at large to what may be the next generation of ubiquitous fashion set.

6.The Impossible Project: In the continuing effort to preserve the Kodak camera, Urban Outfitters is selling some of the final stock of Polaroid Camera Kits. Get yours while you can!

7.SPIN'S 20 Worst Album Titles of 2009: Though I beg to differ with several of their choices, SPIN does capture a few real gems in this list of their considered worst. "Just Got Paid, Let's Get Laid" is positively cringe-worthy.

Finally, this fan video for Grizzly Bear's song, "Two Weeks" is one of the best music videos I have ever seen. Simply stunning...

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear from Gabe Askew on Vimeo.

I am married now. Odd. But nice. :)

Inspiration Machine 57

2009-09-03T15:59:00.002-04:00

Clockwise from top left: oneredpanther, oneredpanther, AlexEdg, AlexEdg

1. Take your sweet tooth for a night on the town.

2. Begin your fall cleaning.

3. Build a bonfire.

4. Make and can your own tomato sauce

5. Write a list of books you want to read, and organize it by season.

6. Read a banned book.

7. Compose a poem to your toes.

8. Invent the longest word you can think of.

9. Find the anagrams in your name.

10. Try speaking Parseltongue.

My Daily Covet: Pink & Black

2009-08-31T09:00:00.000-04:00

1. Sass & Bide Oversized Tank Dress With Corset Print

2. J.Crew Cloud Necklace

3. Dolce Vita Metallic Oxford

4. VERONICA PEARL Pendant Clip on Etsy

5. Helmut Lang Stretch Leather Dress

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2009-08-28T09:00:00.002-04:00

Illustration by Phoenix Zoellick

1. Phoenix Zoellick Illustration: Not only am I am completely smitten with her KABOOM illustration (above), but her snowboards and other illustration work is stellar, too.

2. Shit My Dad Says: Boy has dad. Dad says ridiculous, cranky dad things. Boy posts dad's quotes on social networking platform. Hilarity ensues.

3. Things My Boyfriend Says: Girl has boyfriend. Boyfriend says hilarious, sardonic boy things. Girl posts boyfriend's quotes on open blogging platform. Hilarity ensues. (Thanks, Kitty!)

4. How To Make Your Own Brick Pizza Oven: I pity you non-Italians, who can actually consider building this as much as I have without becoming a walking, talking-with-my-hands stereotype. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to position these stone lions out on my front lawn...

5. Tips On Making Tea: I don't drink coffee, but anyone who knows me knows that I like tea A LOT. Like I could substitute it for oxygen. I am going to be one of those crazy tea-ladies when I get older. Actually, I already am. Who am I kidding? More Oolong?

6. Running For Roz: On Wednesday, May 20th, 2009, Lt. Roslyn Littman Schulte (Roz) was killed in Afghanistan when her vehicle drove over an IED that was buried under the ground. In honor of her memory, her friends are participating in the races at the United States Air Force Marathon on September 19, 2009, and donating the funds to the Roslyn Schulte Memorial at the United States Air Force Academy.

7. Jobpic: Do you have a unique, odd or special skill, or are you seeking someone who does? Jobpic is a site that lets you connect with those offering a ridiculously wide range of services, from French translation, to a Cornhole set? Get your mind out of the gutter, it's not at all as dirty as it sounds!

Finally, in honor of my wedding tomorrow (AH!!!), one of the best ceremonies I have ever seen:

So long folks! Next time we chat, I will be a married lady! ;)

Inspiration Machine 56

2009-08-27T09:00:00.001-04:00

Clockwise from top left: AlexEdg, verhext, publik_oberberg, verhext

1. Listen to ABBA.

2. Make it your mission to make a new friend today.

3. Try transcendental meditation.

4. Scream as loud as you can.

5. Make your own war cry.

6. Think of three things in your life you would like to change, and then work on those changes for the next three months.

7. Whisper sweet nothings to yourself.

8. Make a rap song about how awesome you are.

9. If you could can anything, conceptual or physical, what would you choose (ie, "hope in a can")

10. Remember this moment matters more than anything.

Kimberly Craven

2009-08-25T17:13:00.049-04:00

If there was any piece of advice that was drilled into me at the beginning wedding planning, it was to choose the right photographer. It's the one piece of advice I would pass on to any couple getting married: invest time and money in a trustworthy, talented professional. You can fudge the flowers, the food, but the photography is something that cannot be fudged, and will have lasting repercussions beyond the big day; in the end, it's either done right, or it's not. I unfortunately know many couples who have had disastrous situations arise regarding their wedding photography - from a photographer who went bankrupt shortly after the wedding (and has refused to release the photos), to one that straight up disappeared post-reception. So though I have been pretty easygoing in regards to most details pertaining to the wedding, finding the right photographer was actually something I stressed about and did some serious research on.

Isn't it wonderful when the universe hears your needs, and fulfills them? In the midst of my hunt, Kim was plunked right under my nose. Kimberly Craven and I met via one of my bridesmaids, who brought her to the surprise birthday party I threw Fiance Kaboom this year. She was a true gem, and noticing my SLR on the coffee table, asked if I would mind if she took a few pics. Considering I was completely busy being hostess extraordinaire, I eagerly encouraged her to go nuts. And go nuts she did. By the next morning, I discovered some absolutely beautiful photos waiting for me in my camera - and I had found my girl.

It is always a delight when I meet someone with a special talent, but it is an additional gift that Kim has become a close friend of both myself and Fiance Kaboom's over the last few months. She is a smart, funny, beautiful individual, and FK and I feel truly lucky to have met her. She is also any girl's dream of a perfect wedding photographer. Not only has she lent invaluable help and support in scheduling the day, but she has offered all of her knowledge to both of us when it comes to having a stress-free, ideal wedding (I can honestly say she is a contributing reason as to why I am not running around like a maniacal Bridezilla).

A few weeks ago, Kim asked John and I if we would like to do an engagement session. Considering FK and I didn't want something super mushy and romantic, we decided on Coney Island: it's fun-loving, quirky, and positively ridiculous - just like us. These pictures are the results, and I am absolutely staggered and awed by the power of Kim and her camera. Simply put, they are gorgeous.

Though FK and I were first hesitant to do one, I now see the invaluable opportunity an engagement session can be. Not only does it offer a photo montage that is much more casual and fun as opposed to the formal shoot on the wedding day, but the face time it provides between photographer and subject is a great warm up to the larger event. The session really allowed me and FK to get used to being photographed by a third party (something most of us just aren't super comfortable with), and I am sure it gave Kim some insights as to what to expect from us as well. Not to mention giving all of us the opportunity to curb some of our less appealing photo habits: for instance, we noticed FK has a creepy habit of kissing me with his eyes open. Yeesh! In conclusion, I think all of us will be going into the wedding day more confident and prepared on the photo end of things, and with a stunning set of photos to boot.

You can see more of Kimberly's beautiful photography here. She also keeps a great little photo blog. Thanks, Kim. We'll treasure these forever.

August 09 Mixtape: Bang It Out.

2009-08-25T09:00:00.001-04:00

The Four Horses Of Revelations
Originally uploaded by "Day 28 / My favorite position! / Saturday 25 August 2007" by d'gypsy

Hey-O! I get married in 4 days!

This is an insanely upbeat mix. I wanted something bubbly and exciting that could convey my general elation. Summer is almost over, so it's time to ramp-it-up. Play it louder, shake it harder, and suck every precious, wonderful second out of this glorious time of year that you can.

The Playlist:

01. Nelly Furtado - Wait For You

02. Bobby Birdman - Gone Beyond

03. Janet Jackson - Doesn't Really Matter

04. Belle And Sebastian - Another Sunny Day

05. Rainer Maria - Thought I Was

06. Tegan and Sara - The Con

07. Asobi Seksu - Nefi+Girly

08. The Badger King - Flee To Me, Remote Elf

09. Hail Social - Track 01

10. animal collective - Fireworks

11. Architecture in Helsinki - The Owls Go

12. Mirah/Ginger Takahashi - Rock Of Ages

13. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman

Words of Wisdom: Micheal Jackson

2009-08-24T14:18:00.005-04:00

“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.”

“The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation.”

“The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.”

“'Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court.'”

“And my goal in life is to give to the world what I was lucky to receive: the ecstasy of divine union through my music and my dance.”

"Just because it’s in print doesn’t mean it’s the gospel."

"I don't like pop music."

"I'll always be Peter Pan in my heart."

“Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.”

“You can always dream, and your dreams will come true, but you have to make them come true.”

“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.”

Link Kaboom 36

2009-08-21T11:33:00.012-04:00

Emma Bell Knits, via Style Bubble

1. Emma Bell Knits, Style Bubble: Susie Bubble displays and dishes on some of the whacked out, wonderful style of Emma Bell.

2. Olsen Anti-Fashion: Are the Olsen twins eschewing their fashion icon status, or is anti-fashion the new wave of style for these two celebrity cum-designers?

3. Beetle-Shell Ceiling: Bugs never looked so good.

4. The Human Printer: A collective takes it upon themselves to take the technology of photo-copying to a beautiful new artform.

5. How To Bake Cheeseburger Cupcakes: I have a weakness for food that looks like other food. Particularly when said food involves sugar and icing.

6. Thomas Pink Commuter Tie: Is it an mp3 player holder? Is it a tie? It's both! Now I want them to make a brooch that can hold my shuffle.

7. Supermarket Sarah: Simply loving this inventive store front. Just click on the item, and get the goods!

Finally, I feel like I have been waiting for this FOREVER. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus!

Keep it real, never steal it!

Inspiration Machine 55

2009-08-20T09:43:00.003-04:00

Clockwise from top left: °flo, Rödel LA, yyellowbird, Bibimorvarid

1. Have a light switch rave.

2. Eat icing out of the container.

3. Pick a wildflower bouquet.

4. Make the biggest sundae imaginable, and share it with friends.

5. Design your own tarot deck.

6. Wear a locket.

7. Have a ten second kiss.

8. Write your own vows, to yourself.

9. Write a list of your top 10 favorite memories of this summer.

10. Write a haiku about the thing you love most.

Serious Wedding Planning

2009-08-19T12:29:00.007-04:00

"Groom's Men" by Shane Neufeld Photography

Me: I don't know if I like the phrase, "You may kiss your bride."

Fiance Kaboom: How about "Cindy, you may smooch the groom"?

Me: 'The groom' or 'your groom'?

Fiance Kaboom: There shouldn't be any other grooms there.

Mev: But what if there's some guy named Groom present, and I have to smooch him?

Fiance Kaboom: Well then he wasn't invited, and he can't have any of our crab cakes!