CMYKaboom: Link Kaboom 40

Ziegfeld Girls

1. Ziegfeld Girls: This photo collection of women who performed in the Ziegfeld Follies in the 1910's-20's is simply magical.

2. The Kymera Wand: Possibly the greatest thing ever made ever, the Kymera's a highly authentic "magic" wand that functions as a universal remote for anything with an infrared sensor, from TVs to ceiling fans, simply by using its 13 predefined gestures. Everyone take note, this is my Christmas present, please. Accio stereo!

3. Windows for $30: Apparently Microsoft has lost its mind, and is offering their new version of Windows for $30 to anyone with a working college email. Now, to convince them I attend G. Mail University...

4. JRR Tolkien trained as British spy: As if the creator of hobbits wasn't awesome enough, it has recently been discovered that Tolkein was actually being groomed by the British Secret Service to do some James Bond-type shit. Now hang your head, and wonder why your life isn't THAT RAD.

5. Snuggie Fashion Show: Um, yeah.

6. Harry Potter theme park set for 2010: Universal Studios is opening a theme park dedicated to the world of Harry Potter. I plan on permanently moving to Hogsmeade. Whether they let me, or not. Accio squatter's rights!

7. Centenarian desires 23rd husband: 107-year-old Malaysian native Wook Kundor is saying she wants to marry for the 23rd time. I expect TLC to give her own TV show in exactly....now.

And finally, Jarbas Agnelli discovers proof that birds are secretly composers...